Announcing The DC Snowpocalypse Guerilla Snowball Fight 2009!
Where? 14th & U st. NW
What? Massive guerilla snowball fight in the middle of the street.
When? Saturday, December 19th, 2009 @ 2 PM.
We will also be tweeting details at twitter.com/futuremagining.
The only way to play it safe is to bring a posse. This may be complete anarchy.
Remember, if you’re throwing a snowball- you’re game.
BREAKING NEWS
Reports from the snow fight says that the police is now attempting to shut the event down, Apparently a few snowfighters have thrown a few stray snowballs at MPD officers, and their cars.... How do i put this lightly, All hands on deck is this weekend, and people are being real pricks because of DOT's piss poor execution of the snow removal. {And if you question their abilities, there are plenty of streets in dc that I know of did not have any salt or "salt treatment" on it before the snow came and didn't even have any shortly after it started either.
Please dont piss of the police.
Banita Jacks, today was sentenced to 120 years in jail for the murder of her children,Brittany Jacks, 16, Tatianna Jacks, 11, N'Kiah Fogle, 6, and Aja Fogle, 5. She killed them and lived inside of the home with their decomposed bodies for over seven months. I am without words. for this one. truly a sad story.
In a blind sighted hunger I did something today that I normally don’t do. Fast food isn’t my favorite type of food to say the least, its not even close. Today I stopped by the mothership of all fast food restaurants, MacDonald’s. And what did I see plastered all over the windows,Oatmeal at MacDonald’s.
Who would have thought?
So of course being the curious little creature I can be at times I HAD to have it. Now don’t get me wrong I do love a few things that come from MacDonald’s, in particular the fruit and walnut salad and the Holiday Custard Pies. The Custard pies alone will be the sole proprietor of my biweekly pay checks and by the end of the week my thighs have ballooned into Turkey legs from Disneyworld.
But less about my thighs and more about this new product…
Instant maple flavored oatmeal with a side of mixed fruit {apples green and red, Cranberries, and Raisins regular and golden} isn’t the most visually appealing item on the menu, but health wise It probably beats that new two dollar Big Mac by a mile.
So let us Break it down, Break it down, Break it down!
The oatmeal was rather plain to say the least; the maple taste was barely what one would call a hint of maple. If you’re like I, a lover of sweet oatmeal it would be best supplemented with two or more packs of sugar. Sort of runny, milky, and watery, not as thick as I like it, but then again this is the golden arches were talking about.
The Green Apples and sour are a tart taste that seems to be the black sheep in this family.
On the other hand the Red Apples were right in place and added to the taste of the dish.
The Cranberry’s OH. MMMMM.GEEE! I am not one who is big on cranberry’s but they surely were the star product, sweet, sort of tart and very good.
Raisins regular and golden…. Hmmm. I don’t know why they were even placed in the dish they weren’t good, they weren’t bad, they were just there, much like the whole concept of the dish.
So Would I deem this dish to be F-A-B-O-O?
No. but it would get a F-A or in the world of ordinary which I don’t live in two stars. I recommend this to anyone who doesn’t have the time to spend the 3 mins it takes to make Quaker’s Instant Oatmeal. Or that special person who has no clue how to use a microwave.
Have any food you want us to try? Any suggestions of any kind are more than welcome at missb.e.faboo@gmail.com
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